The Birdwatcher

Da dooooo, da-dum

Da dooooo, da-dum (Birdwatcher)

Thesba called me on the phone, he had a case of colic.

I told him it was cause he was, a rubbing alcoholic.

Drempkin was so proud he was, such a great romancer.

Till I said the world could use, one less beer belly-dancer.

Mel Katain was pregnant, and she'd heard all the expressions:

It's just a hot flash, or, or else those fire-breathing lessons

I sleep I dream, I dream I sleep, but sometimes dreaming is too deep.

If I could shed one layer now, I still would be asleep somehow.

Da dooooo, da-dum (Cause I'm the birdwatcher)

Da dooooo, da-dum

Thesba called me on the phone, he had a case of colic. (Fighting fire with fire!)

I told him it was cause he was, a rubbing alcoholic. (Now he's hitting the sauce!)

Drempkin was so proud he was, such a great romancer. (He's always watching the birds!)

Till I said the world could use, one less beer belly-dancer.

Mel Katain was pregnant, and she'd heard all the expressions:

It's just a hot flash, or, or else those fire-breathing lessons

I sleep I dream, I dream I sleep, but sometimes dreaming is too deep.

If I could shed one layer now, I still would be asleep somehow.

Da dooooo, da-dum (Birdwatcher)

Da dooooo, da-dum (Birdwatcher)